just chuck norris;

-When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

-Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

-Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.

-Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

-Santa Claus leaves milk and cookies out for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris turned Medusa to stone.

-The last time Chuck Norris cried Noah built an ark.

-Chuck Norris can play Crisis 2 on an Atari.

-Chuck Norris made time wait.

-Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet

-Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin

-Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

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