me;


  • me at social gatherings: i'm here for the food
  • me at family parties: i'm here for the food
  • me at school: i'm here for the food
  • me at restaurants: i'm here for the food
  • me anywhere: i'm here for the food
  • me: I like this character
  • character: *dies*
  • teacher: what's something that you need that you can't see or feel?
  • person: air
  • me: wifi
  • me: When they finally reply to my text, I'll give them a taste of their own medicine.
  • them: *replies threes hours later*
  • me: *replies instantly*
  • me: I am so weak
  • WHITE PARENT: *Knock knock* May I come in?
  • BLACK PARENT: *Boom boom* Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking shit.
  • REAL BLACK PARENTS: *Kick push* No more door
  • INDIAN PARENTS: Why do you have your door closed? What naughty things are you doing behind your door? Why do you try to hurt me like this, with your door closed? Why do you hate your family? Oh god, when did we lose you to this western culture?? You have forgotten our ways.

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